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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

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From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

  • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
  • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
  • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
  • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
  • Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time
  • Airlines serving up one hot mess
  • Action figure Jesus
  • Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
  • And much more!
    Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.


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    Publisher: St. Martin's Publishing Group

    Kindle Book

    • Release date: April 1, 2010

    OverDrive Read

    • ISBN: 9781429952019
    • Release date: April 1, 2010

    EPUB ebook

    • ISBN: 9781429952019
    • File size: 223 KB
    • Release date: April 1, 2010

    Formats

    Kindle Book
    OverDrive Read
    EPUB ebook

    Languages

    English

    From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

  • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
  • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
  • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
  • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
  • Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time
  • Airlines serving up one hot mess
  • Action figure Jesus
  • Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
  • And much more!
    Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.


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    Check out what's being checked out right now Content of this digital collection is funded by your local Minuteman library, supplemented by the Massachusetts Board of Library Commissioners and the Institute of Museum and Library Services.